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Wednesday, April 13, 2005

4:53AM - Jeezo

Edgar Winter is an insanely good vocalist. It's awesome

Tuesday, April 12, 2005


I have absolutely no idea how I've had the same strings for 5 months. They take such a ridiculous amount of abuse.

Current mood: Things

Thursday, April 7, 2005


I'm up late and I can't sleep but I need to sleep but I can't. I even went so far to try warm milk. Well, it didn't do much, but that's fine. I have that talent show thing tomorrow, or I guess you could say today. OMG! PANTS!!

Current mood: omg waht goes hear plz

Wednesday, March 9, 2005

3:24AM - Argh

I'm sick of everyone, including me, trying to act like they know something about people or life. Everyone just needs to shut up and admit they know nothing.

Saturday, November 6, 2004

3:16AM - Raff

Okay, I will make my own entry since people say that I should not post saying this or whatever

Bush is not satan. If you disagree with him, that is fine, but he is not going to "run the country" into the ground. If Kerry would have won, I would be pissed at people saying that it is the end of the US because of him, as well. Anyhow, they both agree with this war thing, and we are doing fine over there. Our economy is fine. There are still poor people in the US of course, but there always will be. As far as gay marriage goes, whatever happens with that, I don't think it should be much of a priority. Not being able to get married in every state but two does not mean that you're not allowed to love each other. The only thing they are gaining through marriage is a tax cut and a couple benefits.
I am glad all the election stuff is done, and the whole country (including me from time to time) can stop acting like bickering jerks for another four years. I agree with Bush and Kerry about our divided country.

I almost finished getting all of my musical equipment. I did 6 boxes of forks in one night, woo.

Current mood: determined

Tuesday, April 6, 2004

11:18PM - waht

I'm lazy and I don't update because livejournals are gay, but sometimes I just update because I have nothing better to do, and that makes me gay sometimes. Also, I am going to do that faggoty quiz, and I am not using LJ CUT because LJ CUT can JUMP UP MY BUTT. Hey, that rhymes.

color: I don't know.
movie: depends on my mood.
number: Who the hell has a favorite number?
sport: None.
time of the day (morning/afternoon/night): They're good for different things.
flower: Don't care.
tv show: TV is boring for the most part.
holiday: Uh.
season: Summer.

What kind of music do you listen to?: old style rock and rock and roll and blues.
Who is your favorite singer?: Lennon/McCartney, Roger Daltrey, I dunno, a few others.
What is your all time favorite song?: I can't choose one.
What song always makes you cry?: None.
What song always makes you horney? None.
Who is the sexiest musician in music?: Me.
Do you have a strange hate for any musicians?: Punk, (any sort), heavy metal, alternative, that new garbage rock, I mean garage rock stuff, rap. People from that stuff.

~*~Which is better~*~
Godsmack or Alice in Chains?: Neither.
Blink 182 or Sum 41?: Both can blow me.
Kittie or KidneyThieves?: NO
Simple Plan or Good Charlotte?: No!
Nine Inch Nails or Marilyn Manson?: Neither.
The White Stripes or The Darkness?: The Darkness.
Ozzy or Alice Cooper?: Alice Cooper, definitely/
Rob Zombie or Powerman 5000?: Neither.
Green Day or the Offspring?: Eh.
Cold or Staind?: TERRIBLE
Ludacris or 50 Cent?: It would be 50 Cents!
Missy Elliot or Lil Kim?: They should both stop.
Christina or Britney?: bah
Snoop Dogg or Dr. Dre?: what?
Murderdolls or Orgy?: None.
Slipknot or Mudvayne?: HELLO SIR
Jessica Simpson or Mandy Moore?: Uh huh.
Twiztid or ICP?: Kill the 'juggalos' please.
Metallica or Nirvana?: Awful.
Backstreet Boys or N'Sync?: Creedence Clearwater Revival
Stone Sour or Deftones?: Easybeats.
Zug Izland or Anybody Killa?: The Who
inch or Sinch?: Allman Brothers.
Danzig or Misfits?: Yardbirds.
Eminem or Ja Rule?: Doobie Brothers.
Rock or Rap?: Just let me hear some of that rock and roll music.
Country or Pop?: BYE SIR
Metal or Rock?: If you wanna dance with me.
Techno or Pop?: okay.
Rap or Metal?: NEITHER
Rock or Alternative?: Don't wanna hear 'em play a tango.

~*~This or That~*~
Hamburgers or Hot dogs?: Hamburger
The Sun or The Moon?: Equals. The sun would win in a fight, though.
Black or white?: I like them both.
The birds or the bees?: BIRDIES
Tv or internet?: Internet
Movies or tv?: If I'm not in the mood for a movie I will be completely opposed to them
Life or Death?: Life, goth faggot. Aharhar
Mom or Dad?: Mommy.
Dog or cat?: Dog
Love or sex?: Love
Cartoon Network or Nickelodeon?: Cartoon Network
Jack Nickelson or Christoper Walken?: Christoper Walken is cool because he is creepy.
Heath Ledger or Josh Hartnett?: Who?
Rose McGowan or Dita Von Teese?:Whodawha?
Coke or Pepsi?: Coke
Sprite or 7up?: Sprite
Goth or Punk?: NO
Playstation or xbox?: pleystation
Skateboarding or BMX?: Neither.
CKY or Jackass?: ..
Bam Margera or Ryan Dunn?: Huh?
HBO or Starz?: NONE
MTV or Fuse?: what?
Hotmail or Yahoo?:Hotmail
E-mail or IM?: IM
Silver or Gold?: Silver
Dark or Light?: light
This or That?: Everything
Cubed or crushed?: crushed.
Windows or Mac?: Windows
Bzoink or Quizilla?: I don't care.
Chocolate or Vanilla?: vanilla
80's or 90's?: neither.
60's or 70's?: 60's, please!
Multiplying or Dividing?: WHO CARES?
Horror or Comedy?: Comedy goldmine.

~*~Your Love/Sex Life~*~
Do you have a boy/girlfriend?: Yes
If so, what is their name and how long have you been together? who?
Do you have a crush on anyone?: what?
How long have you had the crush?: When?
What is your sexuality?: Where?
What is your biggest turn-on?: Why?
What is your biggest turn-off?:Turdburglers
Are you a virgin?: Ass tetris.
If not, how many people have you been with?: Your father.
Have you ever been in-love?: Yes

What is your favorite website?: www.somethingawful.com
Do you have a website?: BUTS X
What is your favorite instant messenger?: AIM

Monday, March 1, 2004

2:31AM - Tim Allan is stuck in Drew Carey's tree.

So on saturday I went to this party. Well, it was more like a thing. Me and Marty practiced the next day, which was more important. Yeah, that's more important than the day Alix was born. Yeah, yeah.
One more silver dollar.

We need a drummer.. It's hard to find a drummer or a decent rhythm guitarist. Maybe I'll get Ryan Bolster. what. It was warm out today. I like it when it's warm. 56 Freaking degrees, man I can't wait 'til summer.

I'm never gonna see Lisa again because her dad is mean and hates me and he also hates kittens and butterflies. I was playing Starcraft with HELLK earlier, and I was like, this is cool.. I'm kinda tired, but not really.

I need to practice these jazz chord things.. I heart jazz chords, they rawk, I heart them a lot.

I'm gonna write a song. .. a .. song.. about.. crows... and darkness.. and blackened souls.. I think I'll write a song about, uh..

I'm not gonna let 'em catch me, no.

Me and Marty went through the dollar section at the record store and got cool things like Mott the Hoople and Yardbirds.. and Band on the Run.. The Allman Brothers are cool.

They were listening to Beck at that party, and I was like "Jeff Beck?" and Megan was like "no, Keith, you don't understand how much I hate you." then Haley said "Keith, you are such a cunt lover, you eat things that have been on the floor for a long time". Well, maybe not, but that is what they were thinking.

Sometimes I get sick of being in my skin so I want to not be in it anymore, then I think that's sick, because it is. But I don't want it to be cut, because I hate the thought of skin getting cut. Lisa's dad just came over and he said "If you want to date my daughter you need permission from my soul, which I sold to satan.".. Lisa, your dad is mean.

I'll deliberately put things in your way. I need a shower because I need one. Woot, I'm showering.. My daddy wanted to hang this weekend, but I had stuff to do which sucked, because I wanted to, because I did, and also I will never see Lisa again because her dad hates all that is good in the world like happiness and sandwiches.

I'll bitch slap you back to africa. Mike is getting his license soon. I am a stupid faggot and I did not take driver's training.. Well, I'm not a faggot, or am I? You wish. I am never going to see Lisa again so she is going to resort to gay porn which will hurt my feelings, because watching gay porn is like walking into a room with two guys in it doing it and sitting down to watch. It is, how is it not?

Current mood: impressed

Friday, February 27, 2004


Quickest. You just have to be the hero all the time
don't you? I mean, the worlds going to end, but
rather then accepting it, you have to go stop
it... You find yourself being misunderstood,
but are full of good intentions. You're the
best kind of friend, and the worst kind of
enemy... why are you wasting your time taking
this quiz? go save the world or something.

How would you survive the end of the world?
brought to you by Quizilla

I told you I'm full of good intentions...
Is this right?

Thursday, February 19, 2004


Marriage is a union of man and woman.

Wednesday, January 28, 2004

8:04PM - Coldplay sucks.

Damnit! I hadn't updated in almost a year. I shoulda waited a LITTLE longer. Damnit, anyway.

They never canceled my Asheron's Call 2 account. Well, since now I have a decent video card and some ram, maybe I WILL TRY IT AGAIN, YOU ASS LOVING WHORE.

My sister has five kids. SHE NEEDS TO GIVE IT A REST. I mean, that wouldn't be a lot if she was like 40.. but she's 24! She's 24 and she has 5 kids.. What the hell...

Current mood: crazy

1:28AM - Radiohead sucks.


I am updating this journal, because journal updating is new and hip, and I want to be with the in crowd.. more than anything

Cracker. Cracker. Cracker... CRACKER JACKS. I love you guys. I want to do something. I'm sick of sitting inside.. EVERYONE IS ADDICTED TO THEIR COMPUTERS!! AAAH!

That would be cool if Lisa came over on friday. She probably is. If she doesn't I told her I'd kill her. And I will.

Thursday, March 20, 2003

4:35PM - Bah

Florida is a jerk. A week is a long time. Gr.

Sunday, October 13, 2002

11:11PM - ..

I went to this Church picnic dealy with Lisa...
It was awesome.. actually, the picnic sucked, but it was awesome because I got to spend time with Lisa.. we spent most of the time in the van watching out for "crazy Christians" as she called them..
We get along so well, it's like she's my other half.. and we can talk for hours about nothing. She can finish my songs and I can finish hers..
Leesuh rocks.

Saturday, May 11, 2002

10:06PM - Updating regularly is for the weak.

I have decided to get a Live Journal and update very sporatically, like SOME people I know... (Mike.) Alright, we went to see Spider-Man. Fun. Many horrible euphamisms. Alright, now lay off me.